PMS.

it is that time of the month: aunt flow is coming to visit, the crimson tide is rising, the moon is darkening, shit is about to get real. actually, it’s already pretty real.

symptoms: lower abdominal cramps, bloating, diarrhea, constipation, agitation, weepiness, impatience, headaches, lateral thigh pain, low back pain, excessive appetite, night sweats, breast tenderness, fatigue…the list goes on.